Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Are Here To Get Your Butt Ready For Fall

Mar 13, 2024

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If you’re a basic dude who just loves pumpkin spice EVERYTHING! Then this is some news you can appreciate.

If you have ever dreamed of ushering in the fall and wiping the sweat and heat of the summer away with a pumpkin spice-scented toiletry. GOOD NEWS! The people over at DUDEwipes have made your dreams come true.

DUDEwipes is releasing pumpkin spice scented butt wipes!

Has this replaced Starbucks Pumkin Spice Latte as the new official kickoff to the fall season? Thank you, @DUDEwipes! #DumpkinSpice pic.twitter.com/Gl6oudDvFU

They are calling them ‘DUMPkin Spice’ and the label says they have the aroma of clove, nutmeg, and other fall s**t.

DUDE Wipes also says this, DUMPkin Spice Flushable Wipes keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents. Their butt wipes are gentle on your skin and formulated for a more refreshing feeling than toilet paper.

Now you won’t officially be ready for fall until you’ve wiped with your DUMPkin Spice wipes.

Pumpkin Spice is one of those things that bring a lot of joy and a lot of disgust. Truthfully, it’s easy to see both sides of this popular Fall flavor.

At one point, it seemed to be confined to just the Pumpkin Spice Latte found at your local Starbucks, but like a Mogwai getting wet, things started to take a turn.

Seemingly every Fall, you can’t turn your head without being greeted by a new Pumpkin Spice product, and not all of them are winners. Some of them were just…well…some of them were the six Pumpkin Spice items listed below.

Mixing pumpkin spice with savory meats just doesn’t sound appetizing at all. This is a big NOPE!

I think a product like Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage is the EXACT definition of taking things too far 🤔 pic.twitter.com/WhDF3F7EWy

Hummus is SO delicious! Whose brilliant idea was it to add pumpkin spice to this delightful dip? Whose?! I want names!

People, Americans need an intervention! This obsession with #PumpkinSpice started out as a harmless habit. But, Pumpkin Spice hummus?! This is insanity. Stop it. pic.twitter.com/w9h5xv5atQ

Once you pop these Pringles, perhaps you can stop. (Actually, yes…please stop.)

Pumpkin spice Pringles? Now that's just getting carried away. pic.twitter.com/NVIAgAd1

In theory, Pumpkin Spice Peeps don’t sound too bad, but I’ve never been a fan of a seasonal treat that tries to expand into other parts of the year. Peeps need to stay in their Spring lane. You don’t see candy corn trying to make it happen in the Winter!

Pumpkin Spice Peeps are here to ruin the rest of your summer. http://t.co/XwTGUveYNl pic.twitter.com/SgA52Ej1vA

If you listen carefully, you can hear someone’s Nonna crying in the kitchen.

Decided to embrace my culture and buy the Trader Joe’s pumpkin spice pasta sauce. pic.twitter.com/InUD5xEnp2

Remember that thing about pumpkin spice and savory meats? Well, Spam would have to be meat — and not, for lack of a better term, “meat product” — for that logic to matter here. The folks at Hormel were clearly looking for attention on this one. (Mission: Accomplished, BTW.) However, when you’re a product that many already treat as suspect, don’t make it worse.

Trying Pumpkin Spice Spam is definitely NOT #OnMyFallBucketList pic.twitter.com/Jw2m9fir3H